I'm doing all the yard work around this place for the summer... since this is where I'm staying until I take the bar and presumably get a job...
Doing so on a regular basis has given me the chance to get quite a healthy tan, but the only problem is the tan ends where my shirt-sleeves begin. In other words, my neck and forearms are brown, but the rest of me is a pasty white... not quite the beautiful alabaster that looks so good on some.
Would that I could cut the grass in a speedo, I'd be as tan as any beach bum on the coast! But, lucky for my neighbors, I will spare the man-bikini and keep the knee-length shorts and t-shirt on.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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i say go for it. its your yard. if you've got the balls for a speedo, have at it. then again, if you've got the balls for a speedo, perhaps you shouldn't be wearing a speedo.
nevermind.
i'm going to leave this alone now.
Yeah!!! :)
We think a speedo would be a great way to do your yard work. Seeing a little "definition" never hurt anyone right? Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see your neighbor mowing the lawn in her bikini!!!
Sister-in-law and niece. You figure it out.
You should see my neighbors... I'm not sure anyone would want to see them in bikinis in any situation :)
what if your neighbors read this? they may become overly self-conscious thinking you are picturing them in a bikini. and thinking it would look really bad.
uh, what's a speedo?
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